(Romeo and Juliet)
Once upon a time there was a young man named Romeo. He met a beautiful girl named Juliet. Romeo was so happy when he met her, he ran through the streets ballet dancing and singing about a girl name Maria.
(West Side Story)
She said her hands were cold. He said her face was warm. Romeo gives Juliet a beautiful ring to wear.
(Lord of the Rings)
Romeo told her that when you set the ring on fire, words would glow off the ring. Romeo had just slipped it on her finger when an old voice screamed out from behind them. They turned and saw a wizard with a white staff running toward them. He yanked Romeo away from Juliet and called him a fool. Romeo watched as Juliet started to change.
Romeo’s head exploded in pain. His hand jumped to the lightning scar on his forehead. The beautiful Juliet transformed into Romeo’s arch nemesis Lord Voldemort. Romeo and Voldemort drew wands. Voldemort shouted Adada Kedavra at the same time Romeo screamed Expeliarmus. Voldemort collapsed to the ground, never to rise again. Romeo wept for the loss of Juliet while Gandalf shouted for joy over the destruction on Voldemort. Romeo hardened himself as his other arch nemesis appeared and started walking towards him.
Darth Vader reached out his hand and Gandalf rose into the air holding his throat. “Join the dark side,” he rumbled. “Never,” screamed Romeo, “you killed my father.” Darth Vader laughed. “No Romeo, I am your father,” he said. “Noooooooooooooo!” Romeo bellowed.
Then, Spiderman swooped out of the sky and knocked Darth Vader into a brick wall. He ran to Romeo and said, “You’re coming with me.” Before Romeo had a chance to argue, Spiderman had grabbed hold of him and they were swinging through the sky. They landed on the roof of a skyscraper. A shadow emerged from behind a wall.
Sharp metal knives protruded from his knuckles. When he saw Spiderman he called out to unseen others. Others started to emerge.
(The Dark Knight)
Before Romeo, stood Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Ironman, and Wolverine. Romeo asked nervously, “What do you want with me?” Batman stepped forward and started talking. “Have you noticed a sudden increase in the amount of villains?” Romeo nodded.
“The evil vampire Edward has turned all the villains into vampires like himself. Their mission is to drink all the blood out of the human race.
(Pirates of the Caribbean)
We are trying to recruit the help of the werewolves but they will only help if our forces are joined by Peter Pan and Captain Jack Sparrow. They are sworn mortal enemies. It is up to you to recruit them.” “Why me?” “Peter Pan only trusts boys like himself. Sparrow is afraid of magic,” he nodded toward Romeo’s wand. “Here’s your ride now.”
(Back to the Future)
The Dolorian shot through the air out of nowhere. It slid to a stop in front of Romeo. The door opened and Romeo slid in next to the Doc. The doors closed and lights flashed around the Dolorian. It stopped and the door lifted open. Romeo stepped out and found himself on a pirate ship. A gunshot rang through the air. “Missed me, Sparrow!” Peter called down from his perch in the rigging. “Oh bugger,” Sparrow muttered. “Get down here and fight me like a man!” Romeo ran up to Jack and pulled out his wand. “Stop Sparrow, the forces of good need you.” Sparrow turned on him, “You want me to join the forces of good? I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, mate. Savvy. I’m a pirate.” He suddenly noticed the wand. “What are you going to do with that, poke me?” Sparrow started walking away looking for a good place to shoot Peter from. “Lumos,” Romeo called. A ball of light appeared in front of Jack. Sparrow turned around, “I’m in.” Peter swooped down and landed gently next to Romeo. Romeo turned to him and said, “The forces of good need your help.” “What have the forces of good ever done for me?” Peter sneered. Doc got out of the Dolorian. “I just got news, Edward heard about us recruiting you. They have the real Juliet,” he turned to Peter, “and Wendy.” Romeo and Peter both stared open mouthed at Doc. Sparrow came up behind them and clamped his hands on their shoulders. “Well,” he smiled, “let go save your bonny lasses, lads.” They climbed into the Dolorian and sped off. The car started shaking. “What’s wrong with this contraption?” Sparrow yelled. Doc pulled out of the time stream.
They climbed out and found themselves on a giant cruise ship. Doc lifted the hood and stared at the engine. He looked up at his passengers and said one word. “Sabotage.” Screams began to fill the air. The deck started to tilt at an alarming angle. Doc, Jack, Romeo, and the Dolorian slid down the ship. Peter launched himself into the air and took a survey of the scene. The S. S. Titanic had a massive gash and was taking on water. Peter looked for his allies and saw the Dolorian leaning precariously on a rail at the end of the ship. Doc had his head under the tilted hood. Jack was holding on to a life preserver nearby. Peter landed by Jack. He had to yell to be heard. “Where’s Romeo?” “How should I know?” Sparrow yelled back. Doc yelled, “She’s fixed! Hop in!” “We can’t leave without Romeo,” Peter hollered. He shot up along the deck searching. Peter was almost back to where they had arrived when he saw Romeo. His shirt was caught on some metal and he couldn’t free himself. Peter looked and saw the Dolorian floating in the water alongside the ship. Peter landed next to Romeo and started hacking at the fabric. He’d just freed Romeo when the almost vertical ship snapped in half. Romeo was freefalling through the air. Peter wasn’t quick enough to catch him and he disappeared into the water. Peter braced himself and dove down after him. Doc and Sparrow watched anxiously from the Dolorian. A minute passed before they saw two heads break through the surface. Jack breathed a silent sigh of relief. “We ain’t got time for swimmin’! Your girlies are waitin’ for you.” They swam through the water and climbed, shivering, into the Dolorian. Lights flashed and the next time it stopped they were back in the present.
* * * * *
The room was dark. Edward sat watching his beloved Bella as she slept. It didn’t’ matter that she didn’t love him. He would keep her with him forever. Wendy and Juliet were being kept elsewhere, but Bella would never leave his side. So he watched her. Someone came into the room. “They have recruited the flying boy and the pirate. Now the werewolves will join them,” the vampire Darth Vader reported. Edward never took his eyes off Bella as she opened her eyes at the sound of his voice, “They won’t be much help. Jacob would never let them do anything that would harm Bella.” Bella cowered in her corner and thought of her beloved Jacob. She knew she would never ne encircled by his embrace all because of this fiend called Edward. His black eyes could look straight into her soul, leaving her vulnerable. His voice sent pain through her very core.
“Send in the Decepticons,” he order Vader. Darth Vader left to fulfill his errand. Edward moved toward the cowering girl. He lifted her to her feet and pulled her close to him. He breathed in her scent as tears streamed down her cheeks.
* * * * *
The doors of the Dolorian opened and the four passengers emerge. The five heroes were waiting for them as well as two others. On was Jacob Black, and the other was none other than Romeo’s Hogwarts mentor, Lupin. A grin spread across Lupin’s face when he saw Peter Pan and Captain Jack Sparrow. “Well done, Romeo!” he exclaimed. Then he put his hand on Jacob’s shoulder, “I guess it’s time to ho save dear Bella.” An awful roar filled the air. From every side of the building rose massive transformers. Megatron roared once again then shouted, “Attack!” Lupin gathered Jacob, Peter, and Romeo together. “It’s up to you. Stop Edward or the whole human race perishes.” He ducked as Spiderman was thrown over his head.
(The Lightning Thief)
“There is a boy named Percy Jackson at the bottom of the Empire State building. He will help you.
“With him is Indiana Jones. The five of you must defeat Edward or perish trying.” Jacob, Peter, and Romeo ran down the stairs. Romeo and Jacob ran through the town while Peter flew ahead of them. They found Indiana and Percy and quickly talked while Peter kept watch from the air.
“All cle—,” he started to say as a massive, furry hand plucked out of the sky. “Peter!” Romeo screamed. Jacob started to pull Romeo down the street to the vampire headquarters. “We don’t have time!” he growled. “He saved my life! I can’t just leave him!” Romeo shouted at him. Jacob looked back at Romeo and released his arm. Romeo sprinted back to the Empire State building. He raised his wand and shouted, “Accio firebolt!” The broom flew through the air to Romeo and he hopped on. He flew up to the giant monkey squeezing Peter. There was a look of pain on the flying boy’s face. He flew to Peter. “Where’s your knife?” he asked. “I already tried that!” Peter grunted. “It didn’t work!” “We need something bigger,” Romeo muttered. He looked down and saw a flash. He dove down and saw Percy’s sword. Percy jumped onto the broom with Romeo. They flew up and Percy stabbed King Kong in the arm above Peter. The ape opened his hand and screamed in pain. Peter shot out of his grasp and the three flew to the ground. They joined Indiana and Jacob. They went as fast as they could to the vamp HQ.
Two minutes later they were at the old movie theater and immediately found themselves surrounded by ninja’s. “I’ll take care of them,” Percy said, uncapping his sword. “You go on.” Peter decided to stay and help while Indiana, Jacob, and Romeo continued on. They started running down a hallway when Darth Vader appeared. “So, we meet again Han Solo, for the last time!” Darth Vader said to Indiana Jones. Indie pulled out his whip and snapped it at Vader’s leg. It caught hold and Darth Vader went down hard. “Not on my watch.” He turned to Romeo and Jacob, “You two go on. I’ll deal with him.” Romeo and Jacob ran on, further and further into the dark building.
* * * * *
Juliet and Wendy were talking quietly in a small room. “I know Peter will come. He would never desert me,” Wendy said proudly. Juliet wasn’t listening, “Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou, Romeo?” Wendy sighed and stared off into a corner. They both heard the sound of running feet from the hall. They stopped before they reached the door. Jacob had stopped and was pointing down as adjoining hall, “Edward is down there.” “Are you sure?” Romeo asked. “Positive,” Jacob responded, “I can smell him, Romeo.” Juliet caught her breath. Romeo was here. She scampered across the floor to the door. “Romeo!” Romeo froze. “Juliet?” he murmured softly. Then louder. “Juliet!” He ran to the door. Locked. Jacob pulled Romeo away from the door. “Move Juliet.” Jacob kicked the door, and it snapped in half. Romeo ran into the room and gathered the crying Juliet into his arms. “I’m here,” he whispered. “I’m here.” Jacob pushed past them. There was another girl in the room, but no Bella. The girl came up to him, an intent look in her eyes. “Where’s Peter?” she demanded. Jacob was taken aback by her force. He pointed down the hall, “He’s fighting the ninjas.” She let out a grunt of frustration and started running down the hall towards the battle. Romeo and Jacob watched her run. A cold voice chilled them to the bone. “Well, well, well. Look who decided to join the party.” Romeo put Juliet behind him and turned to see Edward. He stood ten feet away, his hand gripped tightly on Bella’s wrist. Her eyes were brimmed with tears as she locked eyes with Jacob. She watched as his anger became greater and greater. Romeo pushed Juliet back into the room and pulled out his wand. “No,” Jacob rumbled, “he’s mine.” Jacob transformed into his werewolf self. Edward smiled and let go of Bella’s wrist. She scurried away from him and went to Romeo. “Are you okay?” She nodded. He tried to send her into the room with Juliet, but she wouldn’t go. Jacob launched onto Edward and the battle began.
* * * * *
Percy and Peter had finished with the ninja’s was wiping clean his sword. He turned to Peter, “I’m going to take a look around.” He turned on his heel and walked away. Peter turned the other way abruptly as he heard his name being called. He stumbled back as Wendy crashed into him. He wrapped her up in his arms and held her tight. Now that she was with him, the tears started to flow. “I thought . . . I thought . . .” she started to murmur. “Shhhhh.” Peter quieted her. “I would never let anything happen to you.” Wendy looked up into his eyes. Her eyes widened at something over his shoulder. “Peter—!” she cried out. A gunshot interrupted her. Peter turned around. A ninja was standing over them with a sword raised above his head. The ninja swayed on its feet before collapsing on the ground. Captain Jack Sparrow was standing 30 feet back with his pistol raised. He lowered it. “I’m the only one allowed to kill you boy. Always remember that.”
* * * * *
The fight was intense, with neither side gaining the advantage. Suddenly Edward lifted the struggling Jacob and threw him at the wall. Jacob’s wolf head hit the wall hard. He sank to the floor, whimpering. Edward laughed maniacally as he stood over the wolf. Romeo and Bella were watching immovable at the door.
(The Phantom of the Opera)
A quiet voice whispered in her ear, “Kill him.” She turned around and saw a man with a white mask covering half of his face. He held a knife out to her. Bella lifted the blade from his hand and turned back to the battle. She stepped out into the hall. She looked over her shoulder, but the phantom was gone. She walked up behind Edward and stabbed the knife into his heart. The laugh cut off abruptly. She turned the knife and stepped away. Edward pulled the knife out and turned to face her. He looked down at the knife then into her eyes. He plunged the knife into her stomach. She stepped back in shock and pain. Edward grabbed her shoulders and pulled her close to him. “If I have to go, so do you.” They slid to the floor. It would have been romantic if it hadn’t been so morbid and Bella hadn’t hated him. The light faded from their eyes. Jacob transformed back to human form and cried. Bella was gone. Romeo watched in shock as the events unfolded. Juliet walked up behind him and he held her tight. The rescue group slowly arrived from various places in the theater. They stood as a silent audience to Jacob’s pain. Romeo released Juliet and walked over to Jacob. He crouched down in front of him and waited. The tears stopped and Jacob looked up at Romeo with blank eyes. They stood up and the group left the building. They parted ways from Percy and Indiana and headed towards the roof. The Decepticons were gone as well as the heroes. Lupin and the Doc were the only ones left waiting. Jacob walked to Lupin and shook his head. Lupin placed a comforting hand on his shoulder. Romeo and Juliet said goodbye to Peter, Wendy, and Jack. The three climbed into the Dolorian with Doc and they disappeared into the past. The couple walked over to the two werewolves. Lupin smiled as he had an idea. He pulled out his cell phone and made a quick call. Ten minutes later a beautiful girl with long red hair stepped onto the roof. Jacob’s eyes got big and he was immediately at her side. “Jacob,” he introduced himself. She smiled brightly at him, “Ginny.” Jacob’s pain was forgotten. Romeo and Juliet went down to ground level, walking hand in hand. “I love you,” they told each other. Romeo smiled gaily. If you looked closely, you could see his glistening fangs.
* It is important to note that when a vampire is stabbed by a knife given to you by the Phantom of the Opera results in death, no questions asked.